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So me and Joe had a your-mom-athon. And I'm posting it. I only put the jokes..none of the stuff in between. Enjoy!
JSchuby153 (10:51:46 PM): yo mama so fat, she has smaller ppl orbiting around her XxAPerfectEnding (10:52:22 PM): your mom's so fat you can go swimming in her bra JSchuby153 (10:53:17 PM): you mama so fat, she can jump and get stuck in the air XxAPerfectEnding (10:53:41 PM): your mom's so fat when i have sex with her i have to slap her ass and ride the wave in JSchuby153 (10:56:47 PM): yo mama's so old, jesus signed her year book XxAPerfectEnding (10:57:18 PM): your mom's so stupid she put a ruler up to her pillow to see how long she slept JSchuby153 (10:59:12 PM): ur daddy's so fat, he is the party, he's got the keg and the titties XxAPerfectEnding (11:00:01 PM): your mom's so fat when your dad fell in love with her he got lost JSchuby153 (11:00:42 PM): yo mama's so fat, she masterbates to a pic of chef beuarde XxAPerfectEnding (11:01:40 PM): your mom's so dumb she called 7-11 to see when it closed JSchuby153 (11:03:33 PM): yo mama's so fat, she had to send out a search party to find her belly button XxAPerfectEnding (11:03:51 PM): your mom's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund JSchuby153 (11:07:13 PM): yo mama's so fat that on rainy days, she looks like the school bus XxAPerfectEnding (11:08:02 PM): your mom's so fat she has TB.....two bellies JSchuby153 (11:10:08 PM): yo mama's so hairy, when she gave birth, u got rug burn XxAPerfectEnding (11:11:07 PM): your mom's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on the scale JSchuby153 (11:11:50 PM): yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says game over XxAPerfectEnding (11:12:52 PM): your mom's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller JSchuby153 (11:13:18 PM): yo mama's so fat, i-275 is her slip an slide XxAPerfectEnding (11:14:00 PM): your mom's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios won't get stolen JSchuby153 (11:15:21 PM): yo mama so fat, you cud use her panties as a sail XxAPerfectEnding (11:15:36 PM): your mom smells so bad she made right guard turn left JSchuby153 (11:17:12 PM): yo mama so ugly, she scares darth vader XxAPerfectEnding (11:17:56 PM): your mom's so ugly her shadow quit JSchuby153 (11:18:05 PM): yo mama so fat, i can run laps around her for exercise XxAPerfectEnding (11:18:27 PM): your mom's so fat when she wears corduroys the ridges don't show JSchuby153 (11:18:55 PM): yo mama's so fat, she can cause an eclipse XxAPerfectEnding (11:19:11 PM): your mom's so fat when she walks past the tv i miss 3 shows JSchuby153 (11:20:09 PM): yo mama's so old, i slapped her on the back and her tits fell off XxAPerfectEnding (11:20:30 PM): your mom's so fat she uses trees as toothpicks JSchuby153 (11:22:36 PM): yo mama's so old, she owes moses three fitty XxAPerfectEnding (11:23:01 PM): your mom's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change JSchuby153 (11:26:46 PM): yo mama's so dumb, she shoved a battery up her ass an said i got the power XxAPerfectEnding (11:27:20 PM): your mom's so fat she fell off a pirate ship and the captain said "LAND HO!" JSchuby153 (11:35:23 PM): yo mama's so skinny, she uses cherios as hula hoops XxAPerfectEnding (11:38:00 PM): your dad's so fat he uses a garbage bag as a condom JSchuby153 (11:39:58 PM): ur daddy's so bald i can see his thoughts XxAPerfectEnding (11:40:29 PM): your mom's so fat when she was lifting up her rolls a bus fell out JSchuby153 (11:42:50 PM): yo mama so dumb she thought masterbation was a karate teacher XxAPerfectEnding (11:43:18 PM): your mom's so huge when i fingered her i lost a watch and 2 rings JSchuby153 (11:45:57 PM): yo mama's so slutty, when she has sex, its like throwin a pencil down a hall way XxAPerfectEnding (11:46:19 PM): your mom's so fat when i fucked her i didn't know if i was hitting the hole or a roll
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